My Notes, Out of Context

I am currently Spring-cleaning my apartment, totally not procrastinating. I found an old notebook I had by my bedside when I was probably between 13 and 17 years old, and some of my old notes are absolutely hilarous out of context. Many of these notes actually didn't even provide context to begin with.

The text in italics are my current responses to some of these.

• SLEEP.EXE virus found! Delete?
• Stanley Smeller, Ruddy Rascal Rupert, Mungus Man Martin
  • Maybe these were characters for a story idea?
• "What."
• Black holes slow down time
• Hangman w/ accents
• Do countries own core? (of Earth)
  • Actually, this is a valid question. Where does their "land ownership" start and end in terms of surface depth?
• Isn't it weird how you can read something in someone's voice even if you hadn't ever heard them say it?
  • Past me is mind-blowing present me.
• Bucket list: High speed car chase in AZ.
• Ask about community colleges. "As good?" = "As expensive"
• Bank of 'MURICA
• Organize ur engineering stuff, m8
• You best be a-studyin' them ole math-cards yo.
• Eat bananas
• Candidates anti Italian?
• Bowling. Achieve 3,000
• Necesito terminar espanol.
• "Does it matter?"
• RUN
• Time controls us
• No past or future
• Trump: "Build the wall." Bush: "Ooh, looks like something to fly my planes into."
• AP meetings m8. #blazeitmichael
• $90? outrageous!
• WORK ON TREBUCHET
  • Yes, I built a trebuchet for a school group project...

I got a good chuckle out of some of these. Past me was kind of a goofball. I should probably get back to cleaning now. I wonder what else I'll find...